I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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