But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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