I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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