oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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