Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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