I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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