What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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