in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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