Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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