we made out on top of his cat.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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