I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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