I wish I only lived at night.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
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