well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Your penis caused this!
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