Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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