I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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