It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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