what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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