ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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