Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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