i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
