what day is it and did you see me today?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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