Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Randomize
