Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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