haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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