It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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