u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
