We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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