Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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