Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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