I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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