It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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