smell my finger.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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