I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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