and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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