Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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