I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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