at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
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