i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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