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we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
two words: eviction party
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
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