windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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