in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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