try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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