2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
how does that bad decision feel?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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