your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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