If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize