This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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