I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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