Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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