Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i will never coherently bang her
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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