it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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