week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
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