I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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